today’s track : The Smiths – Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me

…no hope, no harm, just another false alarm…

My cubicle is sooo tiny. I can actually reach to my left and behind me and actually touch the walls. I’ve already put in a request to have my little pig pen enlarged somewhat. I’ve also made a request for another desk attachment and a bookshelf. For the love of dog, I can’t work in these conditions much longer!! I’m squeezing my stress relief ball right now. It’s in the shape of a heart not because I work for a cardiovascular medical device company but rather because I’m a heartbreaker. Just call me HBK – Heartbreaker Khiem. Actually, if you turn the heart upside down and squeeze it in a certain way, it looks like an ass. I guess you could also call me ASK – Ass Squeezer Khiem. I digress too much but viva Las Vegas anyhow…